I attend another Ivy. What do A-side and B-side mean? FYL?
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I tried to impress a girl who friended me by changing my activities to “Alpha Delta”. I’m not actually in AD, and in five minutes an AD brother blitzed me telling me to take it down. I am now blacklisted from AD. FML
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i wore my t-shirt backwards the entire day without noticing. It was a V-neck. FML
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10W. FML.
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Looking through other schools’ FML sites has only reinforced the feeling that I went to the wrong school. FML
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iwannagotobrown
I know, I feel the same way. I should have gone to Brown!
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i posted the last seven dartmouthfmls. fml
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Rush. FML
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I still go on College Confidential to see my stats for investment banking. FML
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I spent an hour today figuring out whether or not a suit was navy or black for corporate recruiting. The verdict? Inconclusive FML
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Dartmouthsucks
If you can’t tell it is black, it’s navy
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I haven’t seen my best friend in two years because he won’t answer my calls or emails. I offered to pay to hang out with him and his only response was “How much?” I said $100 and he replied “Not enough.” FML
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Wellesley
He probably realized that you’re just a superficial twat, just like all Dartmouth people are.
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L
Sounds about right.
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I hate Christmas. FML
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One of my friends stopped talking to me because I like Nickelback more than Radiohead. FML
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Anonymous
no one should ever like nickelback that much. ever.
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Anonymous
That’s actually a fairly legitimate reason
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I tried to impress a girl by telling her I had an iPhone and how rich my parents are. She said too bad it cant make up for your personality. FML
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SexyMama
thats pretty rude of the girl, i think guys do look more attractive if they have money so its understandable. just be subtle about it like whip it out to send a text but dont tell her directly you have an iPhone.
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anon
uh that’s not rude of the girl maybe you’re just an idiot pretending to be something that you’re not and she realized that.
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My old friend was working the cashier at the grocery store tonight. I haven’t seen her in a while and asked where she’s going to school now. She told me “Regency Beauty Institute.”
She asked where I went. “Dartmouth,” I said.
“Hm. Never heard of it.” she said.
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Darthmoth
So… you were hoping to impress people with a name? Even worse… a beauty school student?? If you get your kicks by feeling that you’re above other people, you should have been satisfied with the fact that you were the one buying the groceries. Elitism FAIL.
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True Blue
It’s not like the cashier isn’t allowed to buy groceries either…
OP, I def understand, you get into an Ivy League school and people are like “What’s that? Dartmouth? It’s Ivy League, you say? *under breath* Kid must’ve been rejected from HYP.” Def something that puts a chip on your shoulder.
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f
so? shes also probably never heard of bain or mckinsey either
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blah
It’s not elitist to expect recognition, only to be disappointed by a hairdresser-in-training. Getting into and attending an Ivy League school is difficult, no matter what you say. To feel repeatedly denigrated by the lack of acknowledgment is deserving of an FML. So fuck off.
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TG '12
AL ‘12 is SUCH A TOOL
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Pulled my own trigger at a work party last night. Woke up to work today and my finger still smells like boot. FML
seriously though 11:13 am on January 4, 2010 Permalink |
what do they mean?
Anonymous 6:56 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink |
im actually really perplexed myself
poop 10:51 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink |
Guess
OP 1:57 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink
no clue…
poop 10:02 pm on January 9, 2010 Permalink |
A-side=Dartmouth
B-Side= Your school.