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  • I attend another Ivy. What do A-side and B-side mean? FYL?

    January 4, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -11

     
    • seriously though 11:13 am on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      what do they mean?

      • Anonymous 6:56 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        im actually really perplexed myself

      • poop 10:51 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Guess

        • OP 1:57 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink

          no clue…

    • poop 10:02 pm on January 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      A-side=Dartmouth
      B-Side= Your school.

  • I tried to impress a girl who friended me by changing my activities to “Alpha Delta”. I’m not actually in AD, and in five minutes an AD brother blitzed me telling me to take it down. I am now blacklisted from AD. FML

    January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -23

     
  • i wore my t-shirt backwards the entire day without noticing. It was a V-neck. FML

    January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +26 / -0

     
  • 10W. FML.

    January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -10

     
  • Looking through other schools’ FML sites has only reinforced the feeling that I went to the wrong school. FML

    January 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -23

     
    • iwannagotobrown 4:20 pm on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I know, I feel the same way. I should have gone to Brown!

  • i posted the last seven dartmouthfmls. fml

    December 31, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -10

     
  • Rush. FML

    December 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -6

     
  • I still go on College Confidential to see my stats for investment banking. FML

    December 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -12

     
  • I spent an hour today figuring out whether or not a suit was navy or black for corporate recruiting. The verdict? Inconclusive FML

    December 28, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -9

     
    • Dartmouthsucks 4:59 pm on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      If you can’t tell it is black, it’s navy

  • I haven’t seen my best friend in two years because he won’t answer my calls or emails. I offered to pay to hang out with him and his only response was “How much?” I said $100 and he replied “Not enough.” FML

    December 27, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -16

     
    • Wellesley 1:26 am on December 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      He probably realized that you’re just a superficial twat, just like all Dartmouth people are.

      • L 4:07 pm on December 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Sounds about right.

  • I hate Christmas. FML

    December 25, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -24

     
  • One of my friends stopped talking to me because I like Nickelback more than Radiohead. FML

    December 23, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +26 / -6

     
    • Anonymous 11:41 pm on December 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      no one should ever like nickelback that much. ever.

    • Anonymous 10:48 am on December 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      That’s actually a fairly legitimate reason

  • I tried to impress a girl by telling her I had an iPhone and how rich my parents are. She said too bad it cant make up for your personality. FML

    December 20, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -52

     
    • SexyMama 1:03 pm on December 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      thats pretty rude of the girl, i think guys do look more attractive if they have money so its understandable. just be subtle about it like whip it out to send a text but dont tell her directly you have an iPhone.

    • anon 5:47 pm on December 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      uh that’s not rude of the girl maybe you’re just an idiot pretending to be something that you’re not and she realized that.

  • My old friend was working the cashier at the grocery store tonight. I haven’t seen her in a while and asked where she’s going to school now. She told me “Regency Beauty Institute.”
    She asked where I went. “Dartmouth,” I said.
    “Hm. Never heard of it.” she said.
    Fml.

    December 18, 2009 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +24 / -13

     
    • Darthmoth 9:47 am on December 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      So… you were hoping to impress people with a name? Even worse… a beauty school student?? If you get your kicks by feeling that you’re above other people, you should have been satisfied with the fact that you were the one buying the groceries. Elitism FAIL.

      • True Blue 9:48 pm on December 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        It’s not like the cashier isn’t allowed to buy groceries either…

        OP, I def understand, you get into an Ivy League school and people are like “What’s that? Dartmouth? It’s Ivy League, you say? *under breath* Kid must’ve been rejected from HYP.” Def something that puts a chip on your shoulder.

    • f 10:50 am on December 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      so? shes also probably never heard of bain or mckinsey either

    • blah 6:32 pm on December 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      It’s not elitist to expect recognition, only to be disappointed by a hairdresser-in-training. Getting into and attending an Ivy League school is difficult, no matter what you say. To feel repeatedly denigrated by the lack of acknowledgment is deserving of an FML. So fuck off.

    • TG '12 6:20 pm on December 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      AL ‘12 is SUCH A TOOL

  • Pulled my own trigger at a work party last night. Woke up to work today and my finger still smells like boot. FML

    December 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -6

     
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