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• NOBODY POSTS ON THIS SITE!!!! FML…

  January 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Walking in front of Midmass got hit by falling snow..Fuck 10w…FML

  January 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’ve never had sober sex..FML

  January 12, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Spideyy 10:33 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lmao

  • AA 1:33 am on January 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FYL for when you do. It won’t feel nearly as good.

    • curious 11:51 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      really? isn’t the guy’s ability to get it up rather impaired by alcohol?

• I blacked out and lost my jacket Friday night. MLIA

  January 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I want my son to go to Harvard (he had a 4.0 and 2370, he was gonna get in) but he applied ED to Dartmouth instead and got in. FML

  January 11, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment

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  • uh... 9:27 pm on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    god forbid your kid does what he wants … wtf.

  • You are a cocky dumbass 12:47 am on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I had the exact same stats and did not get into Harvard. It’s a game of chance.
    I hope your son is not as arrogant and small-minded as you are.

  • ivy 4:20 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Dartmouth, Brown, Columbia >>> Harvard, Yale, Princeton

    • Jackson 11:04 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      Where would you say the other two fit in?

      • ivy 3:17 pm on January 15, 2010 Permalink
        

        DBC > HYP > Penn, Cornell

      • harvy 9:16 pm on January 17, 2010 Permalink
        

        Cornell >>> Princeton

  • derrr 12:35 am on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    HYP is the top, check newsweek dumbasses

  • Anonymous 1:00 am on March 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Half you posters are TROLLS. Get off this site.

• My fraternity burned to the ground. FML.

  January 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I didn’t even get past the first round at Ledyard National Bank. FML

  January 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• two randos had sex in my floor’s shower – we sat outside and waited. my poor floormate needed the handicapped shower because he was on crutches. FML

  January 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • ss 9:13 pm on January 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    how is this an FML for you? also there is no FML at the end

  • ittybittyally 11:01 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    more like and FML for your floormate. And anyways, how long did you wait?

• splinters from pong paddles. FML

  January 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:14 am on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    splinters under your fingernails from pong tables. they get infected. FML.

• no one responds to my blitzes, to my calls, facebook messages, or even my posts on financial websites asking for corporate recruiting advice. FML

  January 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Applying for internship. Requirements: Candidates should have a superior academic record at a top college or university. WTFML

  January 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• bored at baker is back. MLIA

  January 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My new years resolution was to have a clean blitz inbox. I have 80 messages from the last 2 days, not counting campus wide blitzes. I give up. FML

  January 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I clicked on my charismatic friends facebook because it was his birthday and the first thing I saw was a giant penis he uploaded as a facebook prank. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• the person in front of me farted. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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