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• I just got voted off B@B. FML

  February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• HPO

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  February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i told the girl of my dreams that my favorite color was orange…becuase i thought it tasted good…FML!!!

  February 3, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:47 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    u have synthesia?

    • Yalie 3:59 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      The word is synæsthesia (or synesthesia, if you want to be common).

      • Em 5:45 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink
        

        Thank you. You beat me to it.

• My girlfriend is in the middle of her second mental breakdown in 6 months. FML

  February 2, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Cocksucker 4:14 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

  • YOUR GIRLFRIEND 10:18 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD

    • HAHAHHAHA 4:55 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      LMFAO. This is my favorite FML ever.

• If you don’t like cold weather, don’t come to Dartmouth. FML

  February 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Wind chill values as low as -24. FML.

  January 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Wow, this site is dead compared to Princeton FML!

  January 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Tiger 1:52 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    we have more problems

• I just drove from my dorm to novack to meet with a group for a sustainability project. FML.

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I passed out in Streeter Basement so many times the janitor thought i was living there and reported me to ORL..fml

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I missed the deadline to NRO by 1 day. FML.

  January 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just heard my ex-gf having sex on the floor above me…with a girl..FML

  January 20, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anon 5:23 pm on January 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How is this an FML? Unless you were the reason she turned gay.

  • . 9:08 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fap fap

• This meeting sucks. FML.

  January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I haven’t bought books yet. Fortunately now I need to buy two fewer because two were already supposed to be finished for my WGST class. MLIA.

  January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I accidentally slept over in a couch room at Collis and nobody noticed. FML

  January 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I don’t have any money. FML!

  January 17, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:48 am on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    me either. FML

  • Anonymous 4:08 pm on January 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    umm find rich parents…

    • Anonymous 1:56 am on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      some of us were born poor