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• FINALS. FML

  March 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -6

   

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• Daylight Saving Time is in the middle of finals. FML.

  March 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +16 / -3

   

• I go to a school full of rich pricks. FML

  March 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +24 / -13

   

• I have spent so much time in the library I expect all toilets to flush automatically. FML.

  March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +23 / -1

   

• The first time I threw up at Dartmouth was after Milque & Cookies. FML

  February 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -0

   

• The first time I threw up at Dartmouth was from eating chocolate covered espresso beans. FML

  February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -1

   

• Apparently there is a drought in the weed department! FML

  February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -9

   

• WHY IS OUR FML SITE SO SCARCE?! I guess we have no problems. OLAG?

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -9

   

• Gave up beer for Lent. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -3

   

• My fart smells like friedchicken! FML

  February 14, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -16

   

  • Anonymous 7:08 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I love fried chicken… that would be a LML (Love My Life)

  • Anonymous 12:56 am on March 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Whoa TMI

• The Defensive Driving Course. FML

  February 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -7

   

• The other vegans are Dartmouth are pretentious. FML

  February 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -11

   

• Blocked from Board@Baker. Tried going on Dartmouth Secure and blocked there too. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -7

   

• The ISA Ball. FML

  February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -3

   

• I told my prof that I couldn’t turn in my homework because my rabbit ate it, and it was the truth. FML

  February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +17 / -2

   

  • Wellesleystudent 1:07 am on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    This happened to my chem notebook