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• The ISA Ball. FML

  February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I told my prof that I couldn’t turn in my homework because my rabbit ate it, and it was the truth. FML

  February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Wellesleystudent 1:07 am on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    This happened to my chem notebook

• I just got voted off B@B. FML

  February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• i told the girl of my dreams that my favorite color was orange…becuase i thought it tasted good…FML!!!

  February 3, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 7:47 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    u have synthesia?

    • Yalie 3:59 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      The word is synæsthesia (or synesthesia, if you want to be common).

• My girlfriend is in the middle of her second mental breakdown in 6 months. FML

  February 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Cocksucker 4:14 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

• If you don’t like cold weather, don’t come to Dartmouth. FML

  February 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Wind chill values as low as -24. FML.

  January 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Wow, this site is dead compared to Princeton FML!

  January 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Tiger 1:52 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    we have more problems

• I just drove from my dorm to novack to meet with a group for a sustainability project. FML.

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I passed out in Streeter Basement so many times the janitor thought i was living there and reported me to ORL..fml

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I missed the deadline to NRO by 1 day. FML.

  January 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• Just heard my ex-gf having sex on the floor above me…with a girl..FML

  January 20, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • anon 5:23 pm on January 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    How is this an FML? Unless you were the reason she turned gay.

  • . 9:08 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fap fap

• This meeting sucks. FML.

  January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• I haven’t bought books yet. Fortunately now I need to buy two fewer because two were already supposed to be finished for my WGST class. MLIA.

  January 19, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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